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uh but the headline here is retired

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intelligence officer or a retired

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intelligence official claims to know

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where an alien base is hidden in the

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mojave desert

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so this woman um went down there in

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front of the the the lincoln

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memorial in dc there was some reporters

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around here she was out there in the

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middle of the day

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telling her story

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about coming into contact with the

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people who took her to

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this secret entrance to an underground

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base where aliens were living and she

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fairly detailed i i

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it was it took a long time for her to

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get to

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the spot where she was

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interacting with aliens and getting some

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sort of uh message from the aliens the

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whole thing is about

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an hour and a half and literally she

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could have done this in the whole entire

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story in three minutes but i have some

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clips that i would like for you to

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listen uh did you edit it down to three

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minutes for her

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i try to uh so here's a just uh one or

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two clips listen to

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wayne

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approached me and after some time

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we had gotten into a very in-depth

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conversation

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about

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consciousness

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it's like they this they decided not to

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micro

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uh and they waited to the busiest time

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of the evening they're like okay here

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comes an airplane go okay go go keep

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talking yeah and then listen listen to

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this clip right here

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is that a due to the lawnmower yes they

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waited for like a

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person out of lawn mower dude all right

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jerry's got the lawn mower go right now

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it's like hold on a second i'm not gonna

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start talking until i can start my

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laundry

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let me know when you're ready okay are

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you ready i'm gonna start talking about

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my ufo experience

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uh meeting the aliens under the face in

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the mojave desert it's crazy but thanks

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for everyone showing up today

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i was like

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i prefer to give my disclosure

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statements when the juicer is running

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it's crazy

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oh yeah the

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the the the juice uh

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2000 right the juice master 2000 yeah

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where's the juicer

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or if you have trouble starting your car

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that's when i'm gonna that's what i'm

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gonna give my press conference here's a

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juice clip can i taste your juice that's

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that's the wrong juicer here we go oh i

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got the juice masters 2000 over here

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here we go here this one's for joe right

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there we go and probed me sorry what

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yeah

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wow

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uh this person um she did say that she

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met a couple of aliens down in an

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underground base in the mojave desert

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they conveyed to her that uh us humans

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uh really need some help with uh

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expanding our consciousness and our way

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of thinking and

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they're working like hell to

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uh

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work to get us ready for

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contact in open

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contact between extraterrestrials and us

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humans so that's that's the next step

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she said is open contact not this behind

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the scenes bs

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so i'm out front and open

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oh joe you're gonna like it this is this

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is uh

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uh double hobo news

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double hobo news yeah

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wow okay well this is uh dude man stabs

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second nude man

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on seattle sidewalk that's some good

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news on that front on the the nude man

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stabbing another new man front i guess

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there could only be one it's just a

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total highlander i'm the nude man on

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this block

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a naked man stabbed another naked man on

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tuesday morning in seattle according to

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the seattle police according to the

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naked news uh

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officers responding to a noise

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disturbance call

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heard from witnesses that one naked man

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has stabbed the second naked man on the

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side sidewalk okay

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you did this

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how do you know which naked man started

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it i don't know

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other witnesses told police that the

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other man was last seen around the

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corner

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where police found him

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at the entrance of an apartment building

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with what appeared to be a

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self-inflicted wound to his neck

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you did this

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so wait are they saying

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naked man a stabbed naked man b and then

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naked man a ran around the corner and

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stabbed himself in the neck

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i think there was a there was a a

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a second naked man on the grassy knoll i

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see what you're saying ah it's a naked

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man conspiracy yeah

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it's crazy okay

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i think the worst part is that seattle

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the seattle police have a form that this

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is already pre-filled out they just go

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to the naked man form check is a check

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box yes check box

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how many naked men were there too all

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right check this

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yeah it's a 10 10 27a let's fill that

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out

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all right we're just gonna release him

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uh so uh the man lost significant amount

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of blood and was unresponsive shuttle

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officers supplied medical aid until

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seattle fire arrived the identities of

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either man are unknown at this time

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but then if it only is naked man

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be

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no well

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it's just another day in seattle right

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where you just have naked guys fighting

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over street supremacy

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yeah maybe i could get that as my

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background for zoom

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naked guys stab at each other yeah just

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my whole background is just a loop

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of naked drifters snapping did you make

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it homeless guys fighting each other

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over over needles

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[Laughter]

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and then if anyone says anything about

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the two to about that to your just go

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hey this is real this is what's

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happening yeah

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look i'm from the streets

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people know this

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like what do they what do they what do

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naked people fight over on the street

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drugs um

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pants cardboard

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hot dogs

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sticks

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skipping tan suits fighting attempted

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the hell is that i don't know uh that's

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a good picture though by the way i like

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this

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how did the how do men that old

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how are they that hairless what the

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hell's going on they must shave they're

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just smooth like a castrato coconut yeah

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something unnatural about it

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[Applause]

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i think we got to get out of here guys

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it's about that time they've got like

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some benjamin button [\h__\h] going on over

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i just want to point out real quick that

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uh um

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the image search for naked men fighting

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did not bring up anything

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oh really oh you would think that'd be

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you got a safe you got your safe search

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on that's why oh let me turn that off

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real quick yeah no

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man

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nakedminfighting.com

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did you try ask jeeves maybe that one

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that's better i'm gonna register that

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domain and set up my email there

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but

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nick old nakedminfighting.com

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you should you can mail chris off your

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top of your resume

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you can email me crutchered at

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old naked men fighting

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i keep getting callbacks for these jobs

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what's going on

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people really like my url

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and thank you everybody for joining us

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cretchet's been putting together an

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the disney members so come in and we

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could talk live on the episode of course

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the general it's a good place to do that

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yeah mike i did check

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nakedmanfighting.com is available uh let

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me check on old old naked man you're in

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business if you want old naked men

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fighting i prefer yeah but yeah

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i prefer old naked men fighting uh if

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yes the best way to do it we got new

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designs over there on teespring uh buy

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some t-shirts why not got some good

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designs over there

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come on join us again on saturday where

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we will be uh talking about more crazy

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[\h__\h] yeah more crazy [\h__\h] for another

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hour and a half

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that's what we do there's a lot of stuff

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i didn't get a chance to get to

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so we'll do it all on saturday oh yes

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saturday i had a story about an

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alligator named darth gator

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oh bring him back i got a brand new

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perfume we got to talk about

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was it

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made with real pine and picked up in

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metropolitan orlando it's made up with

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like alien grays but we'll talk about

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that on uh

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saturday all right

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bye everyone thanks joe thanks gretchen

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